Rules of the House
illustrated by Matt Myers
Brush your Teeth. Make your Bed. And never EVER open the red door.
★ "Readers will (probably) agree that even the most irritating siblings don't deserve to be cooked and eaten. As a rule."
—Kirkus Reviews, starred review
★ "Barnett and Myers have created a winning tale of sibling rivalry and, ultimately, loyalty. Barnett’s trademark dry humor appears in full force, and Myers’ illustrations are wonderfully detailed.”
—Booklist, starred review
"Barnett focuses his inimitable blend of energy and fiendish imagination on children’s fascination with the rules....No solemn moralizing, just a rib-tickling, slightly subversive readaloud."